Leg Cramps Cure: Haiku

For leg cramps, a friend/
said: “Tonic water.” The cure’s /
worse than the problem.

Short Testimony of Jesus Haiku

I wish I could give /
Testimony of Jesus/
like Southern folk: Short.

I have never been/

so grateful to cough hard and/

hock up a loogie.

The ditch which Jack dug/
for a green house long ago,/
is getting cleaned out.

If my effusion/
seems over-the-top, it’s cuz/
peppers are sooooo good.

When you don’t know what/
you did wrong, it’s easy to/
forget* and move on.

OR
*forgive

When you’re out of the/
daily grind, you can take time/
to watch the moon set.

AND

Super moon rises/
are grand. Did you miss them? There’s/
still super moon sets.

If you miss the rising of the super moon
in the late afternoon,
don’t forget:
When the grass is early morning dew wet,
there’s a super moon set.

I can’t do what you/
expect. I’m not who you think./
At least not yet. Faith.

… Not yet. Please have faith.

When did I become/
an empath, feeling so deep/
what folks feel? Now what?

When did I become/
an empath, feeling deeply/
what folks feel? Now what?

Get ignored often./

Learn you’re not important. Then/

maybe you’ll shut up.