Monthly Archives: December 2018

Holiday Gift Giving Fails: 3 Revolutionary Blogging Haiku Laments

It might be time I/
stop guessing what gifts I should/
give. I’m not that good.
OR:
It might be time to/
stop guessing what gifts to give./
Seems I’m not that good.
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When you’ve blown someone/
away with a gift, it’s hard/
to ever repeat.
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Folks should know: When they’re/
not enthused getting gifts, the /
source dries up quickly.

Baby’s Got Back (Teeth) – Free Verse Poem

When you up and get hitched
to a fine Southern Belle
from Daisy, Tennessee,
you might find out
that all she wants for Christmas
is her two back teeth.

That way,
she can eat more than soup
and strained fruits and veggies
and ice cream.

(And though she might be looking forward
to the weight loss
caused by such a diet,
I would never say anything
about that!)

Baby’s got back (teeth).