Can’t I Wear My New White Shoes In April In Utah? Revolutionary Limerick

In Utah I'm Gonna Wear White Shoes Before Memorial Day!Worldly fashion etiquette says to wait:
Wear white shoes post Memorial Day’s date.
But here in remote Utah
they’ll exclaim “Fashion? Pashaw!”
And think spring ivory loafers first rate!

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