Results Of Fashion Aberration: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

My aberration/
fash-i-on` sent kids screaming/
and made women faint.

Message To Noisy Kids In Church (AND Their Parents): Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku IRONIC SARCASM

Noisy kids in church:/
SHUT UP! I’m trying to be/
a better Christian!

80 in 50/
speed zone. Thank you sir for just/
this morning’s warning.

80 speed in a/
50 zone. Thanks, sir, for this/
morning’s just warning.

Just because thoughts aren’t /
published, doesn’t mean they aren’t/
conceived and written.

[At last! I really saw one!]

Why DID the chicken/
cross the canyon road today?/
I’ve no clue. Do you?

It’s hard to learn that/
something you thought would be real/
easy is so hard.

When nature calls, you/
sometimes must ignore beauty/
and everything else.

I hiked behind a pink
who suddenly let out a stink.
(S)He put me on the brink
of changing how I think

about underwear
and fresh mountain air.

I love the smell of/
a hot summer’s rain as it/
cleans and sweetens air.

What happens if you’re/
warned not to halt and your walk/
pace is nearly stopped?