I finally learned/
why I’ve stayed so distant. Fear./
She’s the Goddess, dreamed.
AND
When teenage boy dreams
and fantasies
turn into adult man
realities,
they still can be
scary.
Tag Archives: working through issues
Buble’ Got It Wrong: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku Lament
There’s a Buble’ song/
that has it all wrong. She’s met/
me but not really.
OR
The Michael Buble’/
song has it wrong. She’s met me,/
but hasn’t really.
Take Your Time: Romantic Found Email Haiku
I’m getting sleepy./
Take all the time that you need./
I will not be there.
Dump versus Dumped: Romantic Email Haiku
It’s easier to/
dump her than have her dump me … /
and much less painful.
Unexpected Winneconne Bohemian Rhapsody: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Standing on frozen/shores, arms outstretched, “Any way /
the wind blows.” I’m there.
Warm Outside? NOT! Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Just ‘cuz I’m wearing/
shorts and a T-shirt, doesn’t/
mean it’s warm outside.
shorts and a T-shirt, doesn’t/
mean it’s warm outside.
Introspection: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Free Verse Poem
Weird,
that moment when
U realize
U haven’t looked yourself
in the eyes 4 4ever,
and U wonder:
“Where U been?”
Do You Recall? Romantic Holiday Song Parody Lament
(Sung to the tune of “Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer”)
Well I’ve known brunettes
and redheads, accountants and funny ones.
Short ones and tall ones
and ones with hair bleached by the sun.
But do I recall
the greatest lover of all?
Not yet.
Seven Ornaments, One Branch, Who Cares Learning: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku
There’s so much we fret/
about as young parents. Then/
we learn what matters.
I Thought It Was Good: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament
Hearing her cry at/
the end turned it into a/
horrific event.