So Much For Positive Me: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

How do I tell the/
World that I’m sorry for my/
negativity?

Hard Boot Reset: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

It’s strange to think that/
you’re nice, kind and positive,/
but then learn: You’re not.

The reason I still/
have a pull on her is that/
I’m still best for her.

There is no doubt that/
those who loved us, earthly, still/
love us, heavenly.

One day she’ll like more/
than just my travels and pics./
She’ll like me. Maybe.

Even if you die/
a horrible death, have you/
lived so you’re okay?

Stop wishing for what/
isn’t yours. Claim that “stuff” which /
is your divine gift.
OR
Claim those things which/
are your divine gifts.

As I again got/
the courage to say: “I know!”,/
others confessed, too.

Would she feed me first?/
Or her children first? Or would/
she let me feed hers?*
OR
let me feed them?

If we expect Him/
to “defend all our midnight/
hours”, we must stand guard.
OR
we can’t attack.