Kinda Sorta What? Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

Saying you’re “kinda /
seeing someone” also means /
that you’re sorta not.

It’s Just So Easy: Romantic IMprov Haiku Lament

Just as easily/
as he lit her fuse, he burned/
bridges with the Muse.

I know: Stranger things/
have happened. Still, it’s fun to/
imagine weirdness.

It never matters/
much to me where a lake is,/
as long as I’m there.

Seriously?!? I/
again prove myself much too/
intense. I’m so dense.

Enthusiasm /
is too often mistaken/
for desperation.

OR
Enthusiasm /
can too oft be mistaken/
for desperation.

It’s easy to squash/
men’s enamoredization./
Just criticize them.

You’re right. I’m no fun/
anymore. Thanks for helping/
me see it. See ya!

To be a poet!/
To try so hard with phrases/
and words. To then fail.

When we understand/
that there’s not always just one/
“right way”, we can grow.