She didn’t want to dance,
but the tamale took a chance.
Needing to wash her hair,
she met a burrito who didn’t care.
It was just a boogie, not romance.
Tag Archives: working through issues
One Last Dance: Romantic IMprov Haiku
She was set to leave,/
to wash her hair. One more dance/
with me; then she could.
Don’t Care Facebook Zero: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku
It’s that morning when/
nobody contacts you on/
Facebook: You don’t care!
She Teaches Me Humility: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
How does she do that?/
Each time I get too cocky,/
she humbles with love.
Enjoying Ourselves Us: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku
Blessed are those who/
love their own company and/
have fun with themselves.
He Doesn’t Get Her Revelation: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
Since he didn’t know /
what was revealed to her, he/
wished she would tell him.
No Black Sheep In Her Sandbox: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament
He learned, sadly, that/
black-fleeced rams are not welcome/
in her blue sandbox.
Loopy Romance: Romantic IMprov Haiku
He thought it was true/
romance. Then he learned it was/
her and Demerol.
When She Seeks A Knight In Shining Armor: Romantic IMprov Haiku
She seeks a veiled prince,/
stiff, with no vision or warmth./
What hope do I have?
OR
She seeks a veiled prince,/
stiff, without vision or laughs./
That is soooo not me.
Early Morning Washing — Thanks, Mom! : Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku Lament
When the washer runs /
above your head, you wake up,/
get up, and write more.
OR
When the washer runs /
above your head, you’re forced to/
get up and write more.