When one you love
ditches you
to go out with others,
you get to placate yourself
by staying home
and re-watching videos
of their big day.
Tag Archives: working through issues
Proud Mamma So What? – Haiku
Mamma may be proud, /
but that won’t guarantee her/
child’s love or respect.
Christian Boundary Edict – Free Verse Rant
No!
You may not
crash at our house,
hang out with us,
sit by us,
or take my wife out
to lunch.
You had your shot.
I’m setting boundaries.
Do you hear?
No means NO!
I’m trying to be
a good and kind
Christian.
You’re making it
very difficult.
Not A Good Mamma Joke — Haiku
She birthed, changed, fed, clothed,
taught and loved him. In his new/
life, he stood her up.
OR
She birthed, clothed, taught and
loved him. In his new life he
stood her up. Not cool.
Graduation Dinner With Others – Haiku Rant
A child with a good/
relation with his mom should/
never stand her up.
What I’ll Do For My Kids – Haiku
I’d do anything
for my kids, except mindread,
‘cuz I suck at it.
Ruined Relationship By Dad – Haiku Lament
Behold, I’ve become
Daddi-o, destroyer of/
my relationships.
Finally Starting: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
When you’re trying to/
start, push in the clutch and brake./
Make sure you’ve got fuel.
OR
When you’re trying to /
start, push in the clutch, then make/
sure your gas tank’s full.
Canoeing The Right Thing: Revolutionary ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku
I found a canoe,/
rode it, then gave it back. Twas/
the right thing to do.
Suspend Disbelief To Be You: Revolutionary Free Verse
When you suspend disbelief
about who you are, then
you can come to believe
who you truly are.