Trump Haters Gonna Hate? Haiku

Now that Trump’s out of/
office, will his haters be
nice, kind and loving?

Government Falters Gardening Haiku

As the government/

falters, I’ll go out and plant/

my veggie Garden.

Your back may scream in /
agony, but poetry /
needs to be written.*

(or)
screams to be written.

The reason we are/
now called old farts is because/
that’s what we’re doing.

We* enjoy the times/
when thinking about nothing/
is doing something.

*Let’s enjoy the times

“When our car misfires,/
we fix it. We should do the/
same when life misfires.”
(Paraphrasing wisdom from the pulpit.)

Folks get blamed for things/
they had no hand in, but God’s/
hand is in all things.”

(Original quote from the pulpit: “A lot of people get blamed for things they had no hand in, but the Lord’s hand is in everything.”)

Don’t get so busy/
asking God for things that you/
forget to thank Him.

Georgia pines may look /

like Charlie Brown yule trees, but /

they don’t make me sneeze.

My whole life I’ve tried/
to fit in, ’til God told me : /
“Get used to diff’rent.”