Two Hours Before The Wedding: Revolutionary Blogging Haiku

It’s NOT about me.
It’s not about ME.
It’s not ABOUT me.
IT’S not about me.
It’s NOT about ME.
IT’S NOT about ME.
IT IS NOT ABOUT ME!

I’m Not Good Enough? Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

You told me we won’t/
end up together. Why not?/
I’m not good enough?

When everyone gets/
the same message from God, it’s/
hard to ignore Him.

If you dismiss me/
so quickly, what does that say/
about me really?

It’s difficult when/
you have to pay for mistakes/
that others have made.

I wonder if you/
drew me in just to set me/
up and then spurn me.

I awakened her/
feelings of passion and we/
didn’t even kiss.

I’m glad I’ve been the/
means for so many to have/
good feelings again.

Can someone who/
did not struggle with you/
to gain the mountaintop even understand
the triumph so grand?
Should they share the view?

Should someone who
didn’t struggle with you
to the mountaintop
share the view?
Or should they stop?

I’m glad your days were/
busy. It kept me off your/
mind. you said it would.