Ugly cow, fat slob,/
worthless, pathetic bitch is/
what she always hears.
Tag Archives: working through issues
Did You Vote? : Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
If you voted, then/
complain all you want. If you/
didn’t, then shut up.
Always Proud To Be An American: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku
I’m still proud to be/
an American. I’m not/
proud of bad choices.
The Audacity of Hopelessness: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
For the first morning/
in nearly 4 years I wake/
with almost no hope.
Withdrawing From Friends: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
I don’t understand/
friendships where you withdraw or/
hide when you’re strug’gling.
Competitive Illness: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Illness is not a/
competition about who/
has the worst disease.
Don’t Change: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
I think I want a/
girl who won’t change my clothes, my/
jokes, my joy-core me.
Bubble Pop: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament
She was the only/
bubble I had to protect/
me from worldly junk.
OR
She was the bubble/
I used to shelter me from/
worldly garbage. Pop!
Perception Versus Reality: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku
Do I always say /
dumb things or do I just think/
I say stupid things?
Meaningless Meaning: Revolutionary IMproVerse Haiku
What’s meaningful to/
me but not solid to you/
ends up meaning nichts.
OR
What’s meaningful to/
me but not solid to you/
means it means nothing.