Feeling Bad At Dinner Time: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament

Am I the only/
man who drowns his sorrows in/
root beer and cheddar?

Hiding From Thumbnail Moons

When you eat dinner/
hiding from thumbnail moons, you/
know that* it still hurts.
OR
*feel how

What To Do When Live’s Short: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Stand up. Be a man./
Forgive siblings and friends who/
hurt you. Life’s too short.

Dealing With Turmoil: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

With all the turmoil/
in my life, I won’t clear my/
head. I’ll deal with it.
OR
With all the turmoil/
in life, I won’t clear my head.
I’ll just deal with it.

Creating Wanderlust: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

I remember when/
you were afraid and I said: /
“Take good walking shoes.”
or
I recall when you/
feared, so I pushed you, saying: /
“Take good walking shoes.”