Distractions In Church: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

In church, I’ll turn off/
my cell phone if you remove/
your crying* children.

OR
*noisy

Any Answer Rhyme: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

In my opinion,/
any answer is always/
much better than none.

More pink roses with/
no one to send them to, but/
looking makes me smile.

Who was that old fat/
Buddha there sitting on his/
pink porcelain chair?

She was proud that she/
had played a large part in the/
dam bursting open.

Who knew the joy that/
finishing an overdue/
expense sheet could bring!?!

Just when I thought life/
was falling apart I found,/
again, the white plume.

She could see the first /
glimmer of hope shine, but she/
was afraid to look.

Maybe, he thought, there’s/
a way to woo her so she’ll/
learn to trust again.

If you’re cautious with/
fire you can bank it ’til heat’s/
more useful later.