Pissed Purple Helpless: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament

I wear purple ‘cuz/
I’m pissed and helpless and there’s/
nothing I can do.
OR
I wear purple ‘cuz/
I’m pissed, helpless and can’t pay/
for her burial.

Temple Liar: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament

She promised me that/
we would attend the Temple/
again. Did she lie?

Does every father/
wonder if he’ll ever see/
his daughter again?

I thought I could sleep/
in until she woke up and/
started yammerin’.

I wear purple for/
my daughter because I have/
fashionista friends.

I dislike what you’re/
going through, but I really/
like what you’re doing.

The most wonderful/
transition I’m grateful for/
is strength to be me.
OR
The transition I/
like most is your example/
to shine happiness.

Ten lengths swum, three run/
in between. Sad. I’ll improve./
I’m my own drag suit.

She asked for him first./
She asked for him more. I’m just/
a fill in for him.

Life doesn’t have to/
happen to you. Instead, you/
can participate.
OR
Life doesn’t have to/
happen to you. Instead, choose/
to participate.