Deep Insights From A Surprise Source: 2 Revolutionary ImproVerse Haikus

The ditzy blonde went/
way deep and saw a meaning/
beyond my vision.
AND
“Even in the midst.
of spirituality,/
the world still exists.”

Why I Don't Lie Any More: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

As a master of/
deception, I can see it/
and know: Lying’s bad.
Or
… I can see lies. /
They’re bad. Thus, I stopped.

I again stand on/
the verge of being told I’m/
not appropriate.

We are world changers,/
perspective rearrangers,/
helping others see.

When your vision is/
cloudy, does inspiration/
get shut down as well?

She wonders why she’s/
“Not enough”. Maybe it’s ’cause/
She is still married.

Happy, she leaned in/
to give me a kiss. Which way/
should I turn my head?

I finally did what/
she asked. It’s her turn to make/
me wait as she’ll change.

Some are blessed to know/
they are in/out beautiful./
Others can’t see it.

My stylist screamed “NOOOOOOOO!!”/
at my no-glasses photo./
She saw my buzz cut.