Making Creative Choices: Revolutionary Email Rhyming Haiku

He had the chance to/
meet and woo, but instead chose/
to create more verse.

What Should Men Do: Romantic IMprov Rhyming Poem

What would males do/
if not woo./
vous?/

Men are so silly,/
flighty,/
willy nilly.

I think it’s only/
fair that one as fair as you/
should be often wooed.

It’s increasingly/
harder to woo women who/
are ambivalent.

If she liked me “that/
way,” she’d like my attention./
She doesn’t and won’t.

Suddenly he knew/
that his cleverness and his/
effort scores macht’s nichts.

Maybe, he thought, there’s/
a way to woo her so she’ll/
learn to trust again.

She is wooing me/
beyond my capacity/
to hold back my heart.

A man wants to woo /
a woman with strength, not by /
milking* her pity.

*originally “gaining”

She says I goo her/
when I woo her. I’m cheesehead/
bred, so she melts me.