Why Women Take Selfies, Maybe: Romantic IMprov Haiku

I think some women/
take selfies to remind men/
what beauty looks like.

Wooing Ambivalence: Romantic ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku

It’s increasingly/
harder to woo women who/
are ambivalent.

There are women who/
feel heartache even as they/
make men’s hearts take flight.

This is a follow-on to the previous limerick, “Too Old For Kids?
Why do women think/
I don’t want kids? I’ve raised four./
I’d gladly have more.

With women it’s wise/
to withhold sonnets but not/
such tasty omelettes.

If I want women/
who are overbearing, I’ll/
stay with my mother.

Some women may sport/
garter belts. Others are thrilled/
wearing their seatbelts.

My wardrobe is filled/
with clothes from women who sought/
to dress me better.

OR
to improve my look.

OR
to improve me. Why?

I wonder how much the/
women on the boulevard /
charge for a good hug.

Fox gloves are pretty./
But, like women, you won’t know/
that they’ll stop your heart.