Why Not Why Instead Of Why Not?: Romantic IMprov Haiku

Why do we always/
look for why not instead of/
searching for the whys?

Cool Car Ornaments: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Lament

Why would someone steal/
my car antenna? Of course!/
My Seahawks’ * feathers.

OR
*My Sounders’ feathers.

Why would they do that?/
To release you to passions/
you’ve only dreamt of.

I look at Facebook /
postings like art. Sometimes I /
must just ask: What!?!?!? Why?!?!

I once stood at a/
fork in the road and You asked:/
“Y?”. Now it’s my turn.

I’m Generator/
of what I am, what I do,/
who I am, and why.

It is soooo tempting./
She is out elsewhere. I could/
interrupt. But why?

Y did she care who/
was shallow and self-centered?/
Y’d both go silent?