Weight Loss Incentive: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku Making the lake ice/ crack as you walk is a good/ weight loss incentive.
Heading Toward 200 Pounds: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku As I head down toward/ 200 pounds, I’m just glad / I can see the scales.
Dying Waiting: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku Lament Do I wait to die?/ Do I wait dying? Weight/ dying? Or die waiting?