Wave Of Disillusionment Weeding: Revolutionary IMprov Rhyming Haiku

Digging out useless weeds from a garden

I weeded my old/
garden yesterday, throwing/
useless growth away.
OR
HE’s weeding HIS old/
garden these days. HE’s throwing/
useless growth away.

The Garden Of Life's Constant: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Fred constantly watches over a changing garden _ March 2014

Families change. kids grow/
and move. Gardens go to weed./
Fred’s the great constant.

Get on with life: Revolutionary Contexting haiku

Water your garden./
Weed your tomatoes. Harvest/
your fruit when ripe. Live.

Ineffective Mulching: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Using mulch to knock /
back weeds doesn’t help if you /
don’t plant anything.

Growing Green Forts: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku Lament

We weed and mow. Why?/
Millions spend weekends growing/
meaningless green forts.

OR
We weed and mow. Why?/
Millions spend weekends to grow/
meaningless nothings.