Only someone from/
Wisconsin would eat ice cream/
before their cheese curds.
Tag Archives: Union Star Cheese
Supah Wisconsin Style (Donchaknow!): Revolutionary ImproVerse Free Verse
While I’m getting ready/
to fly out,
a sophisticated,
jet-setting
Mercedes-driving couple
sees my cheesehead,
my John Kuhn autographed Packers jersey,
my Wisconsin wool and leather letterman’s jacket,
and my Packers shopping bag
(filled with cheese
and summer sausage.)
They smile,
and then exclaim: “We like your style!”
Ja, hey!
I’m in Wisconsin,
aina?!?
White Brick Cheese Gift: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament
Remember that smooth/
white brick I’d bring you? Now that/
you don’t read, I won’t.
OR
Remember that sharp/
cheddar I’d bring you? Now that/
you don’t read, I won’t.
Who Gets The Cheese? Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament
Yes! It was YOU I/
bought the cheese for! And now you/
won’t even see me!
Far Away Cheese: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
Somewhere deep within/
the Dairy State, fresh brick* cheese /
was made just for her.
OR
*string
*sharp
A Cheesy Romantic Iambic Poem Lament
Because she remembered me/
I bought her some cheesy/
gifts, where the brick is made thick,/
and cheddar is much better./
But if she doesn’t want to see me,/
she won’t get any.