This is a follow-on to the previous limerick, “Too Old For Kids?
Why do women think/
I don’t want kids? I’ve raised four./
I’d gladly have more.
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Too Old For Kids: Romantic ConTEXTing Limerick
This limerick and the following 2 haiku were Inspired by a conversation with several flight attendants on an SWA flight from PHX to SAT.
There once was a flight attendant/
who men thought was heaven sent*./
My phone request got a “maybe”/
because she wants to have babies,/
and can’t see that’s where I went.
OR
*resplendent.
Avoiding Desperation Frustration: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku
Good luck to us in/
avoiding the frustration/
of desperation.
It's All About Chemistry: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku
She read her massive/
textbook. It IS about the/
chemistry of man.
Listen Closely: There's Singing: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku
She gave her will to/
Him, to guide her life, and yet/
she missed the singing.
He IS Mean: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku
Aren’t you glad you’re out? /
Stop giving him free rent in/
your head, soul, and heart.
What I Can't Accept: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku
She expects me to/
accept her hurting herself./
I can’t. It hurts me.
Getting Closer: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku
The closer I get/
To being good, the worse and/
the more pain I feel./
Safe Text – Riding UTA: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku
I discovered a/
sure way to avoid texting/
while driving: Take trains!
OR
I learned a sure way/
to stop texting while driving: /
Take mass transit trains!
Dancing Red Shoes: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku
If she’d have answered/
me, I would have taken her/
red shoes out dancing.