Why No Contact Explained: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

When I wonder why/
you don’t contact me I should/
just read your email.

Picnic Mistake Natural Splendor: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

The picnic invite
had the wrong address. Instead,
I got gorgeous views.

Her new boyfriend knows
all the great hiking trails. Can
I invite myself?

Are you trying to/
make yourself so repulsive/
that I can’t like you?

Did you really not/
trust me so much to think that/
I did not trust you?

Although you asked me/
to not worry about you,/
I’m still going to.

She said she didn’t/
like small talk so I tried to/
give her larger talk.

There are so many/
emotions I just blank stare/
with nothing to say.

You know you’re in a/
desert when your neighbors come/
out to watch rainstorms.

Do you see the new/
thumbnail moon or is that just/
your middle finger?