Waiting Leah: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

Could Leah have found/
perfect love if she and her/
parents had waited?

Being Beaver Cleaver: Romantic ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku

I don’t believe her/
when she says she wants me as/
her Beaver Cleaver.

Sunny Day Missed Opportunity: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku

On a sunny day,/
she lay in my rag top but/
still kept the top up.

Staying Awake: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

I am emboldened/
and kept awake by her hot/
passion that I sense.

Joshua Gives Up Facebook: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku

If Joshua was/
on Facebook, would he *have crossed/
the river Jordan?
OR
*found/
time to cross Jordan?

Too Old For Kids: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku

This is a follow-on to the previous limerick, “Too Old For Kids?
Why do women think/
I don’t want kids? I’ve raised four./
I’d gladly have more.

Too Old For Kids: Romantic ConTEXTing Limerick

This limerick and the following 2 haiku were Inspired by a conversation with several flight attendants on an SWA flight from PHX to SAT.

There once was a flight attendant/
who men thought was heaven sent*./
My phone request got a “maybe”/
because she wants to have babies,/
and can’t see that’s where I went.
OR
*resplendent.