The Garage Needed Cleaning–Benefits: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Jay "Bone" Buhner outfielder's sunglasses, Seattle Mariners, mid-1990s

Cool to find old school/
Jay “Bone” Buhner* shades and know/
you can still wear them.
OR
*baseball player

Those Sunglasses: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

She thinks I am in/
the Matrix, but everything/
I’m seeing is real.

Patched Eye Prescription Glasses Cover: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Mom's sunglasses cover everything, including a sliver eye surgery patch and my prescription glasses

When your mom still wears/
old-style* sunglasses, you can/
cover everything!
OR
*groovy

Faith That I Might See: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Believing I could/
someday see, she bought me new,/
groovy sunglasses.

Rose-Colored Glasses Clouds: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

Looking at clouds through rose-colored glasses.

When you finally/
gaze at clouds through rose-colored/
glasses, they look cool.