Can They Make Up Their Minds? Revolutionary IMprov Haiku

Folks told me I was/
scared. Now I’m brave, and they say/
I’m being stupid.

Phone Break-Up Angst: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

She broke up with me/
over the phone. Now I feel/
broken, scared, alone.
OR
She broke up with me/
over the phone. I feel scared,/
broken and alone.

What if she is not/
ambivalent? What if she/
is just scared? Like me?

I finally learned/
why I’ve stayed so distant. Fear./
She’s the Goddess, dreamed.

AND

When teenage boy dreams
and fantasies
turn into adult man
realities,
they still can be
scary.

I wasn’t going./
Then I recalled her kind smile/
and how she wears hats.

I was glad about/
potential passionate phone/
talk, but now I’m scared.

Shrink, scared, in your life./
Create, thus, your biggest risk:/
You will do nothing.