Did You Vote? : Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

If you voted, then/
complain all you want. If you/
didn’t, then shut up.

The Audacity of Hopelessness: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

For the first morning/
in nearly 4 years I wake/
with almost no hope.

Not Sedate About The Debate: Revolutionary IMproVerse Rhyming Haiku

I’m not too sedate/
to watch the debate. It’s late./
And I’m just too tired.

OR

I’m just too dang tired.