Flattering Haiku: Romantic Rhyming IMprove Haiku

Will a haiku which /
flatters allow me to get/
to know you better?
OR
Will a haiku which /
flatters you let me fin’lly/
get to know you well?

Falling Pants At The Dance: Revolutionary Rhyming ImproVerse Haiku

All I want is that/
my pants don’t fall off down to/
the floor when I dance.

I tried to call. No/
answer, so I went dancing/
by myself instead.

Why do they say it’s/
dangerous for guys to act /
too interested?

I couldn’t recall,/
but she remembered. I was/
her first kitchen dance.

A guy who leaves you/
alone waiting for him should/
be replaced quickly.

For a cycle to be/
broken, sometimes you’re required/
to climb off and wait.

Sure. Why not. Why does/
it matter? Why should I care?/
No one else seems to.

It will be a strange/
day when I am ready at/
last and she is not.
Or
Will she feel strange and/
odd when I’m at last ready,/
but she is not close?

I so often will/
substitute “she” for “you”, but/
she* knows who I mean.

*you know