“What happens to a dream deferred?/
Does it dry up/
like a raisin in the sun?”/
Or just go to another dance?
Tag Archives: romantic
Practicing Flirting: Romantic IMprov Limerick
I shall practice being flirty,/
by writing glib poetry.
I’ll see if it works,/
this type of flirt./
What will females think of me?
Too Old For Kids: Romantic ConTEXTing Limerick
This limerick and the following 2 haiku were Inspired by a conversation with several flight attendants on an SWA flight from PHX to SAT.
There once was a flight attendant/
who men thought was heaven sent*./
My phone request got a “maybe”/
because she wants to have babies,/
and can’t see that’s where I went.
OR
*resplendent.
It's All About Chemistry: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku
She read her massive/
textbook. It IS about the/
chemistry of man.
He IS Mean: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku
Aren’t you glad you’re out? /
Stop giving him free rent in/
your head, soul, and heart.
Why She Misses Me: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku
Of course she misses/
me. I’m the only guy who’ll/
treat her decently.
How Am I? Call Me: Romantic IMprov Haiku
I thought we were past/
being just Facebook friends. She/
has my phone number.
What Path Will She Stay On? Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku Lament
Will she join friends and/
be enlightened? Or sink more/
into debauch’ry?
She Was And Is Enough: Romantic ImproVerse Lament Haiku
She was enough. I/
just didn’t know it. Now she/
is for someone else.
With apologies
to MG
(V).
Date Of A Lifetime: Romantic IMprov Haiku
I’d not want to have/
the date of a lifetime, for/
what more could you get?
OR
I would never want/
to go on the date of a/
lifetime. What is left?