Going to concerts/
solo reminds me how much/
I hate loneliness.
Tag Archives: romantic
Milk Carton Thug Girlfriend: Romantic IMprov Limerick
My girlfriend is a sexy thug.
I’ve fallen in love with her Milk Carton mug.
The dairy world calls her a looker.
She makes men want to book her
with that bad girl look that’s so smug.
She Danced With Me Sort Of: Revolutionary IMprov Haiku
I hope she gives me/
another chance to dance and/
not get scared away.
Perfect Fit Dating TMI: Romantic IMprov Rhyming Haiku Lament
Oh shit! They fit so/
anatomic perfect!/
I don’t want to know.
What INFJ’s Do: Romantic IMprov Haiku
He’d decided that/
he was too old, short and limp/
for her. Quick fini.
Repairing A Broken Heart: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku Lament
When your heart’s breaking,/
catch the pieces and hold them./
They’ll beat together.
Supposed To Say Goodbye: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament
How do I say this/
goodbye? I don’t want to but/
know I’m supposed to.
Dreaming Of Geneva: Romantic ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku
How do we get to/
Geneva? We don’t know, but/
we get that we’ll go.
Facebook Friendless: Romantic IMprov Haiku
You trash me because/
I won’t be your Facebook friend?/
I thought I meant more.
She Was Lost In Wal-Mart: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament
Walking the aisles/
of Wal-Mart, she vanished, and /
there was no roll-back.