Do I Look Like 007? Romantic IMprov Haiku

When you’re on Facebook,/
you can get compliments from/
beauties you don’t know.

Superfluous About 3 Blondes: Romantic IMprov Haiku

I should probably/
say something on beauty, but/
that’s superfluous.

Why dread leaving me?/
That gives me one less woman/
to worry about.

He knows they should talk./
He’s afraid. She always had/
that late night effect.

I read where she’d sit/
if she’d come to it but she/
won’t. I feel like shit.

A man must be her/
fan, if only to have dreams/
to still believe in.

If you were for sale,/
though ambivalent, I would /
not buy into you.

If he gave her cash/
each place she went, would she still/
be ambivalent?

If he was handsome/
like George Clooney, would she still/
be much too busy?

It’s increasingly/
harder to woo women who/
are ambivalent.