BBQ Engagement Dinner ‘Cuz She’s A Dixie Chick: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

Get engaged to a/
Dixie woman, CELEBRATE/
with good BBQ!

Good Reason For Wet Kneecaps: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

He’d had wet kneecaps/
before, but this time kneeling/
in grass turned awesome.

She casts long shadows/
on my Facebook photos, so/
I’ll friend her at last.

At last. She might be/
the one when she asks YOU to /
dance out in public!

I’d never before/
gazed into the face of a/
Goddess. Now I have.

Dig holes. Plant trees. Will/

they grow? Wait and see. It’s a/
good allegory.

Every time I say/
goodnight, I’m one step closer/
to saying hello.

You’re the dreams
I didn’t know I had.

Go out to dinner./
See a ball game. Sail. Be brave*./
Just be safe. I care.
OR
*Leave port.

Must I wait ’til it/
snows in Chattanooga to/
kiss someone like you?
Bridget Jones’ Diary Snow Kiss