Not Irelephant To Her: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

I found a necklace/
most will call irelephant./
She doesn’t think so.
OR
I found a necklace/
most would call irelephant./
I don’t think she will.

Desired Definition: Romantic Email Haiku

I love it when a/
woman’s profile says she’s a/
sapiophile. Smart!

When your heart truly/
is breaking, you can’t really/
write about it much.

When she says to call/
earlier but she’s not there/
’til later, you lose.

Don’t be blue.
It’s true!
I’m sorry I missed the chance
to slow (or fast) dance
with you.

When reality/
TV turned more important/
than me, I turned off.

I stand alone midst
roses. This balcony calls
for a Juliet.
OR

He, alone, smells the
roses. Yon balcony begs
for his Juliet.

I’d sing “Fly Me to/
the Moon”, but only after/
we’ve met and she has.

Dare I pen words so/
long pent up, feelings silenced?/
Too late! They’ve escaped!

She rode back in my /
life. Would she have Cowgirl’d up?/
Let me tug her hair?