I Did What You Asked: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

You tell me to leave/
you alone, so I do. I/
don’t know what to say.

OR
She tells him to leave/
her alone, so he does. So/
now, what should he say?

Her Wooing Power: Romantic Rhyming IMprov Haiku

She is wooing me/
beyond my capacity/
to hold back my heart.

I can pick her up/
In my ragtop for a cool/
smoothie. How groovy!

Now I just have to /
figure out an invite that/
is worthy of us.

Though the fire you feel/
from my desire should keep you/
warm, wear a jacket.

All I want is that/
my pants don’t fall off down to/
the floor when I dance.

Why do they say it’s/
dangerous for guys to act /
too interested?

I couldn’t recall,/
but she remembered. I was/
her first kitchen dance.

A guy who leaves you/
alone waiting for him should/
be replaced quickly.

For a cycle to be/
broken, sometimes you’re required/
to climb off and wait.