Out Of Date(s): Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

Why do 70’s/
love songs make me miss her, a/
60s girl, right now?

Should I Feel Guilty? Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

Did I get* what I/
wanted or give her what she’d/
never known about**?

*take
**had before

She doesn’t write me/
for a month, and then wishes/
me to be happy?
OR
She is silent for a/
a month, and then wishes me/
Happy Father’s Day?

She texted me by/
mistake. It was just enough/
to make my heart break.

She was the mother/
of my Muse, but I’ve been the/
father of nothing.

When you eat dinner/
hiding from thumbnail moons, you/
know that* it still hurts.
OR
*feel how

She and her husband/
provide me inspiration:/
True love’s possible.

If I dream of her,/
how awesome she is, can I/
stay out of trouble?
OR
If I dream of her,/
and how awesome she is, will/
I get in trouble?

She used to call me/
names, but I liked them. They were/
all complement’ry.

I breathe peaks’ rare air;/
eat anti-oxidants. She/
takes my breath away.