The Answer To Morning Temptations: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

Let the answer be:/
“NO!” It brought me nothing but/
messed up sheets and guilt.
OR

mussed sheets and sadness.

If The Prodigal Son Finds Nobody Home: Revolutionary ImproVerse Haiku

How can I tell you/
of my joyous return when/
you already left?

OR
How can he tell her/
of his joyous return when/
she already left?

How can I tell of/
the joys that I’m feeling deep,/
when she said goodbye?

OR
How can I relate/
the joys that I’m feeling, when/
she already left?

When she said goodbye,/
she said: “That was easy.” I’m/
sad it was for her.

If I looked in your eyes, deeply,/
and discussed philosophy,/
and a Frank Sinatra song/
suddenly came on,/
would you slow dance with me?

It is such a strange/
role reversal: she’s wanting /
the game more than me.

When I give her what/
she asks for, and she turns it/
down, I’ll stop trying.

When you ask for it,/
I will deliver more. But/
reject it, I quit.

As if to taunt me,/
she sent me a photo of/
where I wished to be.

A day* to be filled/
with joyful companionship/
is lonely instead .
OR
*life