Practicing Flirting: Romantic IMprov Limerick

I shall practice being flirty,/
by writing glib poetry.
I’ll see if it works,/
this type of flirt./
What will females think of me?

It's All About Chemistry: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

She read her massive/
textbook. It IS about the/
chemistry of man.

Aren’t you glad you’re out? /
Stop giving him free rent in/
your head, soul, and heart.

I thought we were past/
being just Facebook friends. She/
has my phone number.

Will she join friends and/
be enlightened? Or sink more/
into debauch’ry?

She was enough. I/
just didn’t know it. Now she/
is for someone else.
With apologies
to MG
(V).

I’d not want to have/
the date of a lifetime, for/
what more could you get?
OR
I would never want/
to go on the date of a/
lifetime. What is left?

She’s busy and hard/
to date. Should I ask her best/
friend to be proxy?

When I am with her,
all other people but the
Savior disappear.

A man who bakes his/
love cookies to adorn her/
tiara, shows love.