Don't Be A Hopeless Romantic: Romantic Email Haiku

Be not a hopeless/
romantic, but instead be/
filled with hopeful dreams.

No Man Is … Oh Yeah? Romantic IMprov Haiku Lament

She views where we once/
romped and she broke my heart. I’m/
the lonely island.

There can always be/
found reasons to do or not/
to do. Excuses.

Do you ever hear/
something wonderful happened/
and wish you were there?
OR
Do you ever have/
something wonderful happen/
and wish she was there?

“Merry me!”, he said to/
she who was his kindred goof/
spirit. And they laughed.

She released me to /
divine chicken mole’ on/
iron balconies.

When they say: “I’m IN!”,/
don’t believe them until you/
meet them face to face.

Can anyone/
actually/
be/
“Too fun”?!

The reason women/
are confusing is because/
they’re often confused.