Don’t sit under the/
apple tree… Because you’ll get /
covered with brown goop.
Tag Archives: romantic poetry
Surprise Who Rocks Not At BYU: Revolutionary ConTEXTing Haiku Lament
It was tragic that,/
with edgy music, only/
the old and young rocked.
Under The Phantom Chandelier, Fantasy: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku
Beneath the Phantom’s/
chandelier, we created/
our own fantasy.
Matchless Mate: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
I came home with just/
one sock. I hope her mom or/
kids don’t find the mate.
How To Shun Long Form Prostitution: Romantic IMprov Limerick
Oh, that Muse! Would that she/
would simply run away with me!/
We could together thus shun/
any hint of vile prostitution/
as we wrote each other poetry!/
Why Ask? Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament
Why ask what I want/
to do if you’re just going/
to do something else*?
OR
to do what you want?
4 A.M. Sorrow: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku
He’s sad he can’t sneak/
down the long corridor and/
hug* her this early.
Don’t Ask Do Ask: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
If you don’t ask, the/
answer’s always “No”. If you/
do, it still may be.
Why Déjà Vu: Romantic ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku
It’s like déjà vu/
because you keep thinking I/
say things which aren’t true.
Church Back Rub: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku
When u get something/
you’ve always wished for, how do /
you beg: “Please! Don’t stop!”?