Sacred Lips: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

Just because he’s not/
kissing her doesn’t mean he’ll/
smooch anyone else.

Listen. She Don’t Care: Romantic ConTEXTing Rhyming Haiku

I wish that she would/
listen to me. But she won’t,/
because she don’t care.

I’m really good at/
splitting Midwest fireplace wood./
That keeps us both warm.

I’m in her palm tree/
land, while she’s away, alming,/
handle in her hand.

She doesn’t have to/
decide anything to go/
to dinner. Will she?

If she hadn’t stopped/
emailing me, we’d have our/
anniversary.

I laughed that the prince/
sang to a glass slipper, but/
I totally would.

When a woman says:/
“We don’t have much in common”,/
believe and accept her opinion./
Move on,/
(even if she’s wrong.)

She said she’d get back/
to me the next day. It’s been/
a week. Lesson learned.

She is so Cali/
that she can’t even put a/
winter hat on right!
OR
She is such a So/
Cali girl, she puts winter/
hats on backwards… twice!