March Madness Love Choice: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

You can choose sports or/
love, but if you choose love you/
always choose rightly.

Once A Big Hunk: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

I was her Big Hunk./
Now I’m another’s, so I’ll /
eat and forget it.

Get engaged to a/
Dixie woman, CELEBRATE/
with good BBQ!

She first said: “Yes!” and/
then she yelled: “HELL YES!!!” She is/
such a Southern girl!

He’d had wet kneecaps/
before, but this time kneeling/
in grass turned awesome.

She casts long shadows/
on my Facebook photos, so/
I’ll friend her at last.

I’d never before/
gazed into the face of a/
Goddess. Now I have.

Folks told me I was/
scared. Now I’m brave, and they say/
I’m being stupid.

Dig holes. Plant trees. Will/
they grow? Wait and see. It’s a/
good allegory.

Every time I say/
goodnight, I’m one step closer/
to saying hello.