She’s “Kinda Seeing” Someone: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

What would it be like/
to, at last, be the guy she/
is “kinda seeing”?

Friend Zone Relegation: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament

Her “kinda seeing/
someone” means although they’ll change,/
she’ll never know me.

My first lake dancing/
was not with someone who I/
ever expected.

“Are you a lover?”/
Her question caught me off guard./
Will she make me one?

He stood on her bridge/
where no man had gone before./
“As you wish”. “Engage.”
OR
Engage as you wish.

She claims she likes her/
differentness, what raises/
her above the rest.

OR
She claims she likes her/
uniqueness, that which raises/
her above the rest.

She is content with/
her life, but I want to make/
her discontented.

Why do we always/
look for why not instead of/
searching for the whys?

I wonder if she/
even knows how much she fuels/
creativity.
OR
I wonder if she/
even knows how much she fuels/
creative juices.

Long before I knew/
that she was Miss Anything,/
I wanted to ask.

OR
Long before I knew/
she was missing anything,/
I wanted to ask.