She didn’t want to dance,
but the tamale took a chance.
Needing to wash her hair,
she met a burrito who didn’t care.
It was just a boogie, not romance.
Tag Archives: romantic poetry
One Last Dance: Romantic IMprov Haiku
She was set to leave,/
to wash her hair. One more dance/
with me; then she could.
He Doesn’t Get Her Revelation: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku
Since he didn’t know /
what was revealed to her, he/
wished she would tell him.
No Black Sheep In Her Sandbox: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku Lament
He learned, sadly, that/
black-fleeced rams are not welcome/
in her blue sandbox.
Finding Again: Romantic IMprov Haiku
I again began/
to find stars in her eyes and/
the muse of her smile.
Loopy Romance: Romantic IMprov Haiku
He thought it was true/
romance. Then he learned it was/
her and Demerol.
Slow Dance Grasp: Romantic IMprov Rhyming Haiku
He wondered why he’d /
never had the chance to grasp/
her in a slow dance.
When She Seeks A Knight In Shining Armor: Romantic IMprov Haiku
She seeks a veiled prince,/
stiff, with no vision or warmth./
What hope do I have?
OR
She seeks a veiled prince,/
stiff, without vision or laughs./
That is soooo not me.
Real Men Personal Invite: Haiku
Real men always will/
respond best to a private/
shop invitation
Museum Floor Brain Stunning: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku
She was so stunning/
his brain simply fell out on/
the museum floor.