Church Back Rub: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

When u get something/
you’ve always wished for, how do /
you beg: “Please! Don’t stop!”?

Nerd To Goddess Details: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

When you’re a nerd who’s/
crushing on a Goddess, you/
remember details.

I could not believe,/
although I desired to. Help/
thou mine unbelief.

After decades, a/
woman rubs my back during/
Church. What should I do?
OR
I’ve waited for years./
A woman rubs my back in/
Church. What should I do?

She didn’t know I’d/
dreamed of Tinkerbell since I/
was a little boy.

I wish I could say/
I’m sorry for keeping you/
up late. But I’m not

I’m busy. Thinking/
I don’t care for her *would be:/
She’s mind reading wrong.
OR
*is her/
mind reading wrongly.

She was happy she/
inspired another poem from/
me. Then silence fell.

I knew not her name,/
just from whence she came./
She didn’t make it easy,/
and she wouldn’t tell me./
So at last she lost the game.

I don’t believe her/
when she says she wants me as/
her Beaver Cleaver.