Being His Oracle, Not Muse: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

She likes being an/
oracle. Is that eas’er/
than being a muse?
Or
She likes being his/
oracle. It’s less scary/
than being his muse.

Being Both Muse And Oracle: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

He wondered how she/
felt, deep, about being both/
muse and oracle.

Why dread leaving me?/
That gives me one less woman/
to worry about.

I read where she’d sit/
if she’d come to it but she/
won’t. I feel like shit.

If you were for sale,/
though ambivalent, I would /
not buy into you.

If he was handsome/
like George Clooney, would she still/
be much too busy?

It had been long since/
I’d toiled in her garden, yet/
I felt I still should.

OR
It had been long since/
I’d toiled in her garden. Still,/
I felt comfort there.

I hope you’re doing/
well. This rhyme’s to tell you: I’m/
(still) interested!

If I’m attentive/
daily, will she at last grasp: /
I’m interested?

I confess:
I have stress
wondering
if I’ll pass the test.
If her answer is still “yes”.

Amidst this duress
I can just hope for the best.
And wait.