Men Wanting To Help Damsels: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

Men so often want/
to help damsels in distress,/
when we should shut up.

Her Picture On The Side Of The Page: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

She hovers on the/
side of my page, like a sprite/
or vision or dream.

Is it wrong to see/
a big-smile woman and wish/
she would grin your way?

I stood in the front/
room for a while, but no one/
was home, so I left.

Were I me, you she,/
given the invitation,/
I sure would have gone.

Were I she, she me,/
I would have invited me/
to her friend’s party.

There are few women/
worthy of sharing my joys./
Maybe she’ll be one.

She may need to stand/
me up. So why should I be /
feeling so guilty?

She was so stunning/
his brain simply fell out on/
the museum floor.

As the sunset of/
red and gold painted the sky,/
he remembered her.
OR
As the sunset of/
red and gold painted the sky,/
he recalled her hair.