He Dropped Through The Roof: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

I stood in the front/
room for a while, but no one/
was home, so I left.

I Would Have Gone: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

Were I me, you she,/
given the invitation,/
I sure would have gone.

Were I she, she me,/
I would have invited me/
to her friend’s party.

There are few women/
worthy of sharing my joys./
Maybe she’ll be one.

She may need to stand/
me up. So why should I be /
feeling so guilty?

Real men always will/

respond best to a private/

shop invitation

She was so stunning/
his brain simply fell out on/
the museum floor.

As the sunset of/
red and gold painted the sky,/
he remembered her.
OR
As the sunset of/
red and gold painted the sky,/
he recalled her hair.

Seriously?!? I/
again prove myself much too/
intense. I’m so dense.

Enthusiasm /
is too often mistaken/
for desperation.

OR
Enthusiasm /
can too oft be mistaken/
for desperation.