Her Wooing Power: Romantic Rhyming IMprov Haiku

She is wooing me/
beyond my capacity/
to hold back my heart.

Smoothie Time: Romantic ImproVerse Rhyming Haiku

I can pick her up/
In my ragtop for a cool/
smoothie. How groovy!

If you get the fire /
going, then you might lose sight/
of gorgeous sunsets.

Now I just have to /
figure out an invite that/
is worthy of us.

Though the fire you feel/
from my desire should keep you/
warm, wear a jacket.

Will a haiku which /
flatters allow me to get/
to know you better?
OR
Will a haiku which /
flatters you let me fin’lly/
get to know you well?

All I want is that/
my pants don’t fall off down to/
the floor when I dance.

I tried to call. No/
answer, so I went dancing/
by myself instead.

Why do they say it’s/
dangerous for guys to act /
too interested?

I couldn’t recall,/
but she remembered. I was/
her first kitchen dance.