Being Both Muse And Oracle: Romantic ConTEXTing Haiku

He wondered how she/
felt, deep, about being both/
muse and oracle.

Wasted Effort: Romantic ImproVerse Haiku

It is silly to/
shop at stores that don’t carry/
what you’re looking for.

She sat on the couch/
with me, smiled, and said: “Maybe!”/
Do I wait? Or ask?

When you’re on Facebook,/
you can get compliments from/
beauties you don’t know.

I should probably/
say something on beauty, but/
that’s superfluous.

Why dread leaving me?/
That gives me one less woman/
to worry about.

He knows they should talk./
He’s afraid. She always had/
that late night effect.

I read where she’d sit/
if she’d come to it but she/
won’t. I feel like shit.

A man must be her/
fan, if only to have dreams/
to still believe in.

If you were for sale,/
though ambivalent, I would /
not buy into you.